Hand In Hand

Three stories in the news today are worth a poem to show
How downright dumb and corrupt the Republicans can go
And how when they get caught they in their dumbness double down
Or claim that they were ignorant when their corruption’s found
And beneath both stupidity and corruption there lurks
Hypocrisy not acknowledged by corrupt stupid jerks.

A judge has finally found fraudulent votes and guess who from?

The usual suspects of course - MAGA GOP scum!

So let’s deal with corruption first and then move on to see

How totally stupid a dumb Republican can be

We’ll go to Arizona and then Georgia to reveal

Fake votes but not from Dems about whom Trump’s pig lips would squeal.

A Republican candidate with two felony charges

Still on the books neither of which any judgement discharges

Has voted in 16 elections he illegally

Cast votes in because you can’t vote there with one felony

Much less with two and neither can you for an office run

But both is what in Arizona’s been done by the scum.

Off to Georgia next we go to corruption reveal

In the form of fake fraud votes about which pig lips squeal

And this time once again we find as always those who cast

The fake fraud votes are not from those who make MAGA’s aghast 

Yet another Republican albeit with just one

Felony charge did nine times vote illegally…now dumb

We’ll move on to because this poem is finally winding down

Despite so much corruption and stupidity around

It’s time to focus ‘ere we’re done on dumb’s most extreme case

Yet to be found of so much around that MAGAs disgrace

To Michigan we therefore go to laugh at MAGAs who

Apparently with March Madness have nothing much to do.

Three busses full of tall young men who almost all were white

Arriving at an airport gave Republicans a fright

So a state representative did of illegals scream

Before being told they were Gonzaga’s basketball team

After which stupidity he added more dumb too

By calling his detractors commies as dumb MAGAs do.

Corruption and stupidity are marching hand in hand 

Under hypocrisy’s banner waved by the MAGA band

Of idiots together with corrupt scumbags who try

To find fake fraud votes that to their own party don’t apply

The idiots think basketball teams are what they are not

While corrupt scum give ever more fraudulent votes a shot.

30 March 2024

An Arizona GOP candidate appears to be registered to vote, and casting votes, illegally https://flip.it/oxurX_

A Judge Finally Found Fraudulent Votes - They're All From a Republican https://flip.it/xtgjSc

Idiot Republicans Confuse Bus of Basketball Players with Migrant Bus https://flip.it/eO.qyh