Trump Sucks

Poor Republicans have a major cash problem that
Isn’t getting better since the orange bewigged rat
Began demands for so much cash to cover legal fees

And his impoverished party had less bucks at which to sneeze.

So much the Chosen One from the GOP’s sucked away
There’s little left with which other Republicans can play

In their war chest Democrats have grow cash by leaps and bounds

While in their empty one Republicans hear cricket sounds.

Every dollar Trump retains to stiff his lawyer mob

Is one less buck available for any other job

Republicans hope to accomplish before the election

Subjects their impoverished party to landslide rejection.

Trump is for Republicans a big fat-assed black hole

Sucking every dollar in he can as his sole goal

Thus leaving behind little for the GOP to spend

As every day more calls that suck cash in spin out again.

Black holes eventually consume themselves so theory’s said

But not before all they suck in around them they make dead

Science doesn't know if that theory’s right or askew

But Trump-sucked-in Republicans are finding it holds true.

3 February 2024

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