Fake Faux Clown Show

When your party can’t make voters’ hate away from you shift
You come up with fake faux issues like fear of Taylor Swift
Or indicting the Secretary of Homeland Defense
From whom your side withholds funds he needs to meet job expense
And hope you’ll make hate dissipate because you also know
It’s hard to get votes when you’ve no accomplishments to show.

So to show your party deserves to on the Hill remain

Despite internal chaos demonstrating it’s insane

You scream about Mayorkas for not doing the job you

Prevent him from doing by withholding funding due

And theorize a superstar will at the Super Bowl

Conspire to in public Biden’s election extol.

We’ll have to wait to see how far two fake faux issues go

To dissipate hate from voters you with them hope to snow

But having nothing else to show but non-accomplishment

And unpopular policies many think are bullshit

Since you won’t change you’ll just continue to both double down

Hoping your fake faux clown show makes less voters at you frown.

31 January 2024

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