Spin Rate

The man “cognitively better” now than 30 years ago
Got once again befuddled, this time in New Hampshire’s snow
Where he’d intended to convince voters his mind was sharp
So foes would on his so-called mental derangement not harp
But in another rambling speech filled with fantasy
He confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi.

Republicans don’t want to talk about Trump’s failing mind

Which long ago sanity seems to have left far behind

But when speeches in which he boasts he’s cognitively better

Are followed by befuddled thoughts his brain can’t pull together

And mixed up references painfully obvious to hear

Their cognitively better guy does not bring them much cheer.

They’ll try to sweep under the rug Trump’s latest brain fart mess

By claiming it's just a small mixup due to witch hunt stress

That makes their stable genius drop a small stitch or two

Because his patriotic fight for the red white and blue

Can sometimes take a tiny toll on one who otherwise

Could live to be 200 and is feeling 35.

Trump’s brain whirls in a blender with spin rate ever increasing

As campaign strain combined with angry defense rage unceasing

Tries to justify his right to above all laws act

In every way he’s done before and will do still in fact

More farts spun out Republicans find harder to debate

With experts who know what for mental health they indicate.

20 January 2024

Trump Blames Nikki Haley For Jan 6, Confusing Her With Nancy Pelosi https://flip.it/-EsfxE

“This guy’s brain is in the blender”: Trump mocked for calling Nancy Pelosi “Nikki Haley” https://flip.it/buCJY_