Even high school dropouts can read writing on the wall
When those words clearly indicate they’re headed for a fall
Which is why Lauren Boebert has decided to decamp
From the Colorado district where the bimbo tramp
Knew she was no longer seen as a gun-totting friend
So she’ll tote her guns east to slim majority defend.
The writing has been on the wall since her second election
When those words clearly indicate they’re headed for a fall
Which is why Lauren Boebert has decided to decamp
From the Colorado district where the bimbo tramp
Knew she was no longer seen as a gun-totting friend
So she’ll tote her guns east to slim majority defend.
The writing has been on the wall since her second election
She won by 546 votes that held rejection
At bay whereas she’d won before by 20,000 votes
You don’t need a degree to see the trend that that denotes
So she’ll be pack up her arsenal and escape east to see
If her state’s most conservative district forgives her spree.
The spree of course spoken of here was her big theater night
When by groping her boyfriend’s crotch she did voters ignite
Against her for not being as God-fearing as they’d hoped
Because it’s hard to claim you’re a good Christian once you’ve groped
And been felt up in public and paraded on display
“Do you know who I am???” arrogance as you’re led away.
So here’s to rootin’-tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s eastward move
As she lights out from Durango where her God-fearing groove
No longer’s bought by those who twice elected her before
Because on video they’ve seen she’s a crotch-grabbing whore
Who maybe arch conservatives she’s headed east to court
Will elect because guns trump morals where true MAGAs sport.
28 December 2023
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