Pretzel Logic

Anti-abortionists use pretzel logic every time
Something happen to a fetus they think is not fine
Because they always give an unborn fetus human rights
That supersede a pregnant woman’s rights which makes law fights
As convoluted as pretzel law case logic can be
Which is where Oklahoma comes in first by large degree.

A woman with a medical marijuana card who

Took edibles while pregnant before her full term was through

Gave birth to a fine healthy baby but in the kid’s blood

Traces of marijuana residue hit with a thud

And a District Attorney from some Okie county plots

Because the fetus had no card to see mom in jail rots.

To date Oklahoma has prosecuted 17

Women out of dozens blamed for the same fetus scene

Despite the fact each mother had a card for legal pot

The fact they also had a fetus meant that they did not

Deserve the same rights fetus’ have in the MAGA eyes

Of Oklahoma male lawyers who new mothers despise.

Pretzel logic results when misogynistic males

Filled with religious fervor prosecute pregnant females

And mothers who have given birth because fetuses carry

In male minds greater human rights than bodies where they tarry

For nine months before birth after which if male they’ll be fine

But if female they’d best not eat pot ‘ere their due date time.

20 December 2023

Oklahoma Wants To Prosecute Woman Who Took Edibles Because Her Fetus Didn’t Have Medical Marijuana Card https://flip.it/szt14O