Friday, December 22, 2023

Job Security

It doesn’t hurt to be hated by the whole GOP
If you manage to fundraise off that hate profitably
Which is what Matt Gaetz apparently has been doing lately
Because why not? It’s just one more thing he does not do stately
And certainly not the worst thing his accusers say he
Has done with underage girls across state lines secretly.

It doesn’t hurt to be hated if the party that hates you
Hasn’t got the guts to do anything but berate you
For doing what they do not want you to and being pissed
That you refuse to conform and so say you won’t be missed
But so far unlike George Santos they cannot kick you out
To further slim their slim majority and trim their clout.

It doesn’t hurt to be a hated pain in the behind
Of the party you and your caucus drive out of its mind
Because you know it can’t afford to kick you out of there
As long as its majority remains thin as a hair
So ‘though your party hates your guts in it you stay secure
As one slim number needed to majority ensure.

22 December 2023

Matt Gaetz is fundraising off how much Republicans hate him https://flip.it/YKI3Am

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