Reward Loot

This story’s at least a week old but still deserves to be
Recorded for historians in the future to see
When they look back on when half the nation was held in thrall
By a narcissistic conman who on dumb cult marks did call
To send donations to him so he did not them condemn
To add to his wealth for which he sent cheap crap back to them.

For some past small donations he once promised he would meet

And greet those sending money and with them sit down to eat

But nobody who took him up on his meet/greet/eat deal

Ever got an invitation to any place real

Where he’d be waiting to them with his presence honor for

Sending the first cash donations of so many more.

For other small donations he a gold card did supply

That had his image on it but not one thing else did buy

It was as worthless as his promises and steaks and booze

And online university that students did abuse

And one other crap item that’s used to make poor cult marks pay:

Trump Digital Trading Cards putting macho on display.

After photoshopped cards showed macho imagery

He then raised seven million through his mugshot’s t-shirt spree

And since both cards and t-shirts raised lots of cash he decided

To double down on their value by selling them united

And so his latest offer (Guaranteed To Sell Out Fast!!!)

Is his MugShot Trade Card Edition!!! Get The While They Last!!!)

And here’s the reason this old story deserves to be told

Because all who buy every 47 trade cards sold

Will also get a piece of the suit he in Georgia wore

For his Mugshot Photo and an invitation for

A Gala Dinner with him at his Mar-A-Lago home

Although to attend such meals he’s not in the past been prone.

His trade cards are all worthless and each meal invite’s a hoax

But pieces of a suit he wore! What more’s needed to coax

Donations from depleted bank accounts in exchange for

Scraps of business suit he totally swears that he wore

If cult marks are so eager to own chunks of a crap suit

Chunks of a bridge Trump next may offer as crap reward loot.

 18 December 2023

Trump sells off pieces of the suit he wore in his Georgia mugshot photo https://flip.it/PNIE9j

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