Teamwork?

One third-rate football coach is blocking all military
Officers from promotion which unbelievably
He’s been able to do for months and says he’ll keep pursuing
Forever unless rules change that now allow fetus screwing.

The bottom line for Tommy T is keeping life alive

At least long enough to be born, if after it can’t thrive

Because GOP policies take food and health away

He doesn’t give a goddamn, birth alone’s what counts, he’d say.

Republicans have realized that the visuals aren’t great

For the party supporting without ever one debate

Defense appropriations funding military might

And so they on the Senate floor will Tuberville now fight.

When Lindsey Graham takes a stand things look very bad indeed

For the Republicans who on appearances do feed

Great military damage he’s accused Tuberville of

It shows how bad it’s gotten when a scuz calls a scuz scuz.

Republicans and Democrats have now found cause together

Dems to do what is right, the GOP to bad press weather,

As one team they will try to sack Tuberville’s pro-life stance

Republicans to give themselves a re-election chance.

2 November 2023

Republicans to join Dems on breaking Tuberville's blockade on military promotions https://flip.it/99Cu_J

Sen. Graham blasts Tuberville’s on Senate floor: “This is doing great damage to our military.” https://flip.it/jSpala

Angry GOPers let Tuberville have it on the Senate floor last night https://flip.it/i6qgzr