Fits Right In

You simply can’t make this stuff up so here we go again:
The QAnon Shaman running as libertarian

In elections for an Arizona Congress seat
Since no shamans are on the Hill he thinks one would be neat.

A lot of other nuts as inexperienced as him

Fill seats in Congress where have been making quite a din

The Freedom Caucus comes to mind immediately for

Its looney tunes members who would the Constitution gore.

Democrats in appalled wonder watch the hit parade

Of shits Republicans have allowed to Congress invade:

Pathological liars, loud bimbos without clue,

And pseudo-Christians sure God made women’s bodies to screw.

And so the QAnon Shaman fits right in where already

So many GOP kooks have made Congress so unsteady

As first elected Shaman he is hoping he’ll soon be

Adding his horny headdress to Hill instability.

Imagine if you will he wins and off to Congress goes

His horny headdress perched atop tattooed skin and weird clothes

What’s left of government functions remaining to disrupt

This kind of thing I say again you simply can’t make up.

13 November 2023

Jan 6 “QAnon Shaman” is running for Congress https://flip.it/l6Hn5X

Jan 6 “QAnon Shaman” Rioter Files Paperwork to Run for Arizona Congressman https://flip.it/hRgxrZ

Because of course he is: QAnon Shaman now running for Congress https://flip.it/NlFPrw