Rudi’s in the news again, this time for pushing pills
Vitamins to be exact, because financial ills
Have made him as broke as a Trump ass-kissing tout can be
And checks to bail him out he has from Donald yet to see
And so he’s hawking vitamins while ranting loud online
With legal woes so multiple he may be doing time.
Vitamins to be exact, because financial ills
Have made him as broke as a Trump ass-kissing tout can be
And checks to bail him out he has from Donald yet to see
And so he’s hawking vitamins while ranting loud online
With legal woes so multiple he may be doing time.
As loyalist of all Trump touts Rudi became a joke
For lawn and garden rally venues and black goo that broke
Down and left streaks cascading down both sides of his face
Where down which sweat was streaming at a most alarming pace
His black goo’s gone but sweat lives on each time he takes the stage
To sell whatever crap he can to some income engage.
His legal woes have taken tolls he can’t afford to pay
Even if he sells a billion vitamins each day
Sweat still cascades in torrents down his face each time he rants
To defend Trump by setting fire to his baggy pants
While hoping his ongoing loyalty will someday pay
When a big check from Trump arrives to legal debts allay.
11 November 2023
Legal woes take a toll: Rudi Giuliani reduced to ranting online, hawking vitamin pills
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