Fear of sharks and fear bald spots beneath fake hair will show
And fear of germs and pineapples and other fruits all know
Are yummy in the tummy but that fearfully annoy him
Because I guess they’re part of his fear of ingesting poison
And fear of falling down stairways on camera in disgrace
And (although it’s not listed) fear of cream pie in face.
And fear of germs and pineapples and other fruits all know
Are yummy in the tummy but that fearfully annoy him
Because I guess they’re part of his fear of ingesting poison
And fear of falling down stairways on camera in disgrace
And (although it’s not listed) fear of cream pie in face.
Donald Trump has unusual phobias and fears
And so pretends to be mucho macho so none appears
But every one is so well known it has a separate name
That is well known to shrinks despite a spelling that’s insane
Each one ends with “…ophobia” except that fruity one
Which is the dumbest of the six feared by the Chosen One.
The article cited below as basis for this poem
Identifies six phobias to which Dear Leader’s prone
To which cream pie in the face this poem has added to show
That underlying every fear Trump has deep down below
Is fear he’ll be exposed as frightened toddler within
Constant cloaking in layers of mucho macho spin.
13 October 2023
6 of DonaldTrump’s Unusual Phobias and Fears https://flip.it/JpACYW
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