Unsubtle Hipocrisy

Quisling Trucker Carlson says Ukraine should just quit
It probably can’t win so to Putin it should submit
And idiot without use Margie Greene says not to care
If you’re a real Americans about war over there
Because our high gas prices here are of much more concern
Than the destruction of people who for freedom so yearn.

Carlson and Greene are traitors both obviously

But most Republicans conduct treason more subtly 

Demanding Biden send war planes to Ukraine overhead

Because they say it won’t bring World War III on up ahead

But like the Russian oil boycott they made Joe make come

If he sends planes they’ll blame him for gas and Armageddon.

Hypocrisy’s the highest form of all the subtle arts

Conducted by the tyrant-loving party of white farts

Dumb younger members like Margie have not yet learned to be

Subtle in the conduct of hidden hypocrisy

But Tucker’s on the sidelines so he has the go ahead

To say out loud what both GOP sides think in their head.

But belief there are two GOP parties is dead wrong

Too few anti-Trumpers remain for their side to stay strong

The party’s real division is between its subtle shits

And young upstarts who give old farts daily conniption fits

If old farts can teach upstarts to more subtly pretend

They do not love dictatorships then two as one will blend.

But teaching Greenes and Boeberts to be subtle’s a lost cause

The course of true stupidity runs straight on without pause

So the two GOP parties seem destined to remain

Unless one side flushes the other down history’s drain

And the old fart side more subtle in it’s hypocrisy

Although more plentiful is aging very rapidly.

As more Greenes and Boeberts arrive to occupy Hill slots

And old fart bodies and brains succumb to age-driven rots

The two sides will become one not through more subtlety

Old age will bring an end to more subtle hypocrisy

And those who fill the party in the future will all be

Young ignorant obnoxious and dumb unanimously.

18 March 2022

https://flip.it/elgx0yTucker: Ukraine Should Probably Just Give Up And Submit To Putin

https://flip.it/AQBN15Marjorie Taylor Greene Says ‘Real Americans’ Don’t Care About Ukraine

https://flip.it/1eArRfExpert: GOP in crisis after Trump-loving Republicans enabled extremists

https://flip.it/phq9GtThe Loathsome Hypocrisy of Republicans Who Now Applaud Volodymyr Zelensky