Batshit Mix

You can always depend on QAnonners to deliver
Batshit conspiracy theories that set the right atwitter
No matter what happens QAnon does not hesitate
To straight into their batshit mix theories incorporate
And so those theories grow and ultimately merge as one
Grand High Conspiracy that includes all under the sun.

Everything that comes along into their theory goes

Making it so batshit mixed up what it means none knows

And QAnon keeps adding stuff to batshit mix it more

Convinced that once they’ve found enough batshit to in it pour

Evil deep state conspiracy within will be revealed

And they’ll understand everything within it they’ve congealed.

The Ukraine invasion they have most recently mixed in

To thicken their grand theory which was never very thin

By mixing war with Democrat satanic pedophiles 

Relocated from PizzaGate by many foreign miles

And saying Putin is compelled by God to end times fan

By fighting in Ukraine against Illuminati’s plan.

That plan is to use 5G rays and vaccines to create

Transhumanist semi-robots and had been going great

Until QAnon mixed the war into their grand high scheme

To illuminate Illuminati’s role obscene

Running child sex rings Russia soldiers have now found

And from which they’ve freed kids their cluster bombs have yet to pound.

The bottom line is QAnon’s newly mixed theory shows

Putin is doing God’s work through the killings he’ll impose

Across Ukraine to bring an end to Lucifer’s sex rings

And stop transhumanist semi-robots who do bad things

And bring about end times just as God has compelled him to

And if you believe this batshit mix a bridge I’ll sell you.

5 March 2022

https://flip.it/G1NFr7QAnon Loses No Time Incorporating Their Bat Guano Theories Into Ukraine Invasion

https://flip.it/dnBHKbPat Robertson: Putin is "being compelled by God" to invade Ukraine and fulfill biblical prophecy