Younkin-Trumps

Virginia thought it had elected someone with the balls
To not be Donald Trump when it came to erecting walls
And other kinds of crap Dear Leader on states did impose
But it appears the guy they’ve got’s fat Trump in thinner clothes
Because although he ran on the appearance he was not
A Trump clone since getting elected Yoinkin’s that hope shot.

It has been only 23 days since Glenn took the throne

But he's already done many things for which to atone

Like threatening to withhold funding from schools that has led

To seven school boards suing to make mask option rules dead

He says a judge’s ruling against him he will appeal

But making school boards angry is not how to with them deal.

And speaking of kids his tweet mocking a teen wasn’t smart

And although for it he atoned and wants with it to part

Going up against a kid so publicly was dumb

It is the kind of petty vengeance from Trump we saw come

He blamed his staff but his tweet against that teen was a tell

To voters that their “not like Trump” votes are not going well.

And Virginia’s environment he’s screwing in two ways

By pulling out of agreements to greenhouse gas out-phase

And selecting Trump's favorite coal firm lobbyist to be

Virginia’s natural resources steward nominee

And so like Trump he’s also proved he does not give a hoot

About environments he gives a green light to pollute.

And finally there’s the tip line he established to encourage

Snitching on school children if their parents have the courage

Because they believe they alone deserve to dictate terms

About what kids are taught which is not of blacks, eggs, or sperms

The tip line soon became a joke thanks to internet trolls

But the fact he established it gives insight to his goals.

And so in 23 short days since taking office Glenn

Has proven Virginia is saddled with a Trump again

Who lied about being a wannabe ‘till votes came in

But once elected showed his “not like Trump” skin to be thin

Virginia will be stuck with Younkin-Trump many a year

The model of all Younkin-Trumps now starting to appear. 

8 February 2022

Glenn Younkin’s rough start in Virginia gets a little rougher https://flip.it/7Zybep