Soup Nazis

In a stunning display of world-class stupidity
Margie Greene showed once again how stupid dumb can be
This time she accused Nancy P. of using Nazi cops
To spy but called them cold soup filled with blended carrot tops
And other puréed vegetables the Nazis may have eaten
Which goes to show for stupid dumbness Margie can’t be beaten.

“Gazpacho Police’ has become the newest on-line hoot

To set Twitter atwitter about secret police soup

Greene ranted about Dems using secret soup cops to spy

Upon peaceful GOP tourists who gave coups a try

All those who know the difference between soup and Nazi cops

Take delight in such stupid dumb that pulls out all of the stops.

Thanks to such stupid dumb gaffs the GOP’s becoming branded

As the party of stupid dumb thanks to members who’ve landed

In the halls of Congress thanks to elections won just past

Who upon their arrival leave intelligence aghast

Through displays of their stupid dumb to such advanced degree

Even Louie Gohmert cannot top their lunacy.

So sorry, Louie, but your title “Emperor for Life”

Will now be passed to stupider dumb in Congress so rife

With Greenes and Boebarts stupid dumber than you’ll ever be

They’ll represent the ever-lower dumbed-down GOP

By calling secret Nazi police cold vegetable soup

They’ve set a higher standard to which stupid dumb must stoop.

10 February 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Latest Gaffe Has Twitter In Hysterics https://flip.it/Bb97iJ

“Gazpacho Police”: Nazi gaffe lands congresswoman in the soup https://flip.it/ytJ05d

Lawrence: Rep. Greene’s “Gazpacho Police” rant a stunning display of stupidity https://flip.it/cROg9J

Louie Gohmert claims GOP is reading his mail https://flip.it/_Z1bQ_

GOP Rep. claims Capitol police secretly broke into his office https://flip.it/A-LPEl

The Soup Nazi on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Gazpacho Police”: “I Knew I Was In Trouble” https://flip.it/XXCyma