No Bids

Despite new news breaking about her hubby every day

Trump’s trophy whore Melania is still around they say
Not doing very much as usual but recently
She tried to make some money auctioning an NFT

Her auction did not go too well, in fact it fell so flat
Its convoluted money trail shows she bought her own hat.

Well…not the hat itself although that too she tried to sell

But her NFT wearing it she thought would sell real well

Except nobody would for it one single thin dime bid

Because nobody wanted a whore’s head by a hat hid

And so the winning bidder of her hat hid NFT

Was she herself because none wanted her in hat to see.

Her auction therefore was such a dud in the end she had

To buy her NFT herself which made her very mad

Because it cost one hundred eighty thousand bucks to buy

The rights to own what she already owned before her try

Selling herself as NFT for mega bucks galore

And no bids means she’s stuck selling herself to Trump as whore.

12 February 2022

Looks Like the Auction of Melania Trump’s First NFT was Such a Dud that She Had to Buy the Thing Herself https://flip.it/8NIy_N