Piss Protection Profit

If vaccines and booster shots aren’t on your “go to” list
Then try the new thing upon which anti-vaxxers insist

A cure you can produce yourself and refill every day
For free as long as you drink enough water on the way
It moves from mouth down through kidneys into your storage bladder
There to await ‘till tapped to make your chance to catch bugs badder.

Forget about lightbulbs and bleach and Invermectin too

Hydroxychloriquine no longer you need put in you

The new potion for protection against the Chinese bug

You make and store inside yourself and tap to take a slug

So drop your pants or hike your skirt and give urine a try

To prevent Covid you can surely risk a UTI.

A here’s great news! Consumed piss is recyclable, OK?

It will keep flowing in and out and back in every day

You’ll never need to spend a dollar on the wonder med

That passes in and out if enough water it is fed

Or better yet a lot of beer or whiskey, gin, or rum

Or any liquid that makes the piss potion from you run.

The more liquid you take in the more potion you’ll piss out

And by doing so you can generate surplus amount

That may well sell like lemonade if at a sidewalk stand

You peddle extra piddle to the anti-vaxxer band

Because there's bound to be some who can’t make enough themselves

And need to supplement their output with what’s on your shelves.

So drink the piss you drink to piss the piss you drink again

And you’ll find your full bladder has become your greatest friend

Besides protecting you from Covid it income will make

If its daily outflow is greater than daily intake

Then you can self-protect for free and generate big bucks

By selling surplus you produce to poor dry-bladder schmucks.

10 January 2022

Forget the bleach. Anti-Vax leader pushes new Covid cure: “Drink Urine!” https://flip.it/s._piB