Lock Them Up!

MyPillow Guy claims he has evidence enough finally
To put 300 million in jail and throw out the key
To every cell into which evidence proves they should go
So new jails better be built quick before the next Trump show
At which he will reveal his evidence as kick-off speaker
For the ensemble Trump’s invited to pour big lie’s beaker.

In Arizona MyPillow Guy says he will reveal

Evidence enough to make 300 million squeal

When they get thrown into jail cells due to election fraud

When evidence he will reveal reveals they did applaud

Which means everyone but 30 million he’ll lock away

Provided millions of new jails get built to house their stay.

Hyperbole thy name’s Lindell henceforth forevermore

Because MyPillow Guy captured the crown Trump wore before

Hyperbole from Dear Leader became routine and flat

And so MyPillow Guy stepped to the plate to swing a bat

That knocked one right out of the park with his 300 million

Fraud voters he claims evidence will into jail be spillin’.

Lindell’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and Looney Tunes to boot

To think he’ll make 300 million into jail cells scoot

Due to the latest evidence he has yet to reveal

But one has to admit his hyperbole holds some appeal

Trump could exaggerate but at best only half as well

Than he on whom the crown now sits. Kudos to Mike Lindell!

14 January 2022

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