Watching You

If you get on a mailing list supporting Donald Trump
Even though you hate the guts of the fat orange chump
And would not send a nickel if he needed one to live
At least four times each day his letters will ask you to give
And if you don’t send contributions he is counting on
He’ll say he thought you were his friend but maybe he was wrong.

Again and again and again and again and again

You’ll receive daily letters saying to remain his friend

You dare not ignore each day’s letters he sends to tell you

It appears you’ve abandoned him and that makes him feel blue

But if you send cash right away forgiven you will be

And he’ll know you’re the loyal friend he knew that you would be.

But your right to call him your friend’s conditional at best

And his condition is each day you pass his donor test

By sending in daily donations for each letter sent

Thus proving you are loyal both in wallet and intent

For which you’ll get no toaster or some other special prize

But sending daily cash in makes you special in his eyes.

So if you hate Trump pray you don’t get on his mailing list

Because once on it every day thereafter he’ll insist

That he’ll stop being your friend if you don’t send right away

Another small donation without any more delay

And by so doing remain a friend he will not yet screw

Until you miss another payment (he’ll be watching you).

24 January 2021

Donald Trump asks me for money - again and again and again and again. https://flip.it/N2coMV