Wing-Nuts Ascendant

If you’re an anti-vaccine doctor you have got it made
Florida will pay you big to maintain their charade
That COVID is some kind of hoax so no one needs vaccine
Including maskless school children dying at rates obscene
DeSantis will hire you and Florida pay bucks
To with your medical opinions distract how each sucks.

If you’re Trump’s endorsed candidate because you kissed his ass

By saying Rushmore needs his head you will get his free pass

To help Republicans maintain their myth his Jan. 6 riot

Was not violent but peaceful, calm, serene, reserved, and quiet

And that the Capitol police themselves invited in

Those fine white tourists who to prosecute would be a sin.

If you’re wing-nut MyPillow Guy each new theory you spin

Tops the last one you spun to prove fake voting did Trump in

Perhaps no other wing-nut in Trump’s whole wing-nut parade

Can unseat you from prominence as top wing-nut you’ve made

Most lately by claiming dead people who voted from prison

Helped defeat Trump but new wing-nuts will vie for your position.

As they accept Trump’s lies as truth and act that way apace

His toady governors or even he himself will grace

Their rise to prominence among all wing-nuts now ascendant

Within the ranks of wing-nuts on whom his big lie’s dependent

And once in place they’ll do their part to help lies spin away

From truth as wing-nuts next endorsed or hired for high pay.

12 October 2021

Joe Ladapo, Florida’s new Surgeon General, receives 52% raise over his predecessor https://flip.it/sLR31o

A Trump-endorsed candidate for Arizona governor is claiming that the January 6 Capitol rioters were “invited in by the Capitol Police” https://flip.it/LgZaVL

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell spins new conspiracy theory about dead people using prison addresses to vote against Trump https://flip.it/yOBb6z