The Last Laugh

If your party’s the one stirring the election fraud pot
It’s not a good idea to be the one who for it’s caught
And when a red state Lt. Gov. elected by your side
Offers a fraud vote reward he’s then forced to provide
To someone from the other side for the one vote they find
Shooting yourself in the foot’s the term that comes to mind.

Or maybe Keystone Cops is even more appropriate

As an image to conjure up your steps in your own shit

Because although millennials have of those Cops no clue

Those of us who remember what they were see them in you

The bottom line is your side once again’s handed a joke

To late night comics who’ll use it to against your side poke.

But ‘though you find it difficult to hide blunders away

Which when uncovered become jokes without further delay

You know that just off stage behind the comic show you stage

Armed cult members await in the wings their call to engage

With those laughing at you and them and thinking Trump’s a joke

Who will give your side the last laugh when on blood your foes choke.

24 October 2021

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick pays out $25,000 to Democrat who reported Republican voter fraud https://flip.it/.4V-UJ

GOP election fraud hype collapses as figurehead is charged with voter fraud https://flip.it/T059uX