Audit Fever

Since Trump can’t find fake votes by millions in purple swing states
Despite keystone cop cyber ninjas prone to math mistakes
He’ll now expand his search for votes he claims stole his away
By demanding audits in states as red as Texas clay.

Like Idaho which is sending MyPillow Guy a bill
And Texas where in four safe counties Trump’s an audit shill

And no doubt soon in Florida where they claim squeaky clean

And fair the machinations of their election machine.

And when Trump’s audit fever reaches Florida we’ll see

DeSantis scramble to dodge boomeranged disparity

That hits his squeaky clean elections right between their eyes

Because Trump is so desperate to fake fraud votes realize.

But look beneath audit demands that seem outwardly dumb

And you will see the strategy launched by the chosen one

To cast grave doubt on all election systems everywhere

By making his cult question even if their own were fair.

Distrust of all future elections is the conman’s goal

And so in all states they occur their audit he’ll extoll

And his toads like MyPillow Guy will scream not one is fair

Including those electing Trump by much more than a hair.

8 October 2021

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