Treason’s Asses

As anyone who’s been abducted by aliens knows
Getting probed is not much fun, in fact it really blows
Which is why all who helped Trump plan his insurrection fear
A probe of their phone records will cause them pain in the rear
And so telecom companies from them won’t get free passes
When they reveal dark secrets hidden within treason’s asses.

So treason’s asses bully, threaten, scream, and tables pound

That companies releasing what they said they will shut down

Which makes one wonder what they fear their phone calls will reveal

When the congressional committee hears plans they did squeal

In the days before January 6th had come to pass

And what on that day they screamed because they feared for their ass.

It is from Margie and Kevin we hear the loudest screams

Because as treason’s asses go they’re so big they split seams

But smaller asses also scream to treason hide from view

Like Boebert who led tour groups to show best ways into

The Capitol so they and she and other treason’s asses

Could overturn elections lost by vote counts in great masses.

Treason’s asses in chorus are all together singing

Because their phone calls once revealed will get their asses stinging

Once everything they said before Jan. 6th has come to light

Which is why they fight telecoms with all their desperate might

But threats to take away all phones, TV, and internet

Is a dumb ass move on which only treason’s asses bet.

3 September 2021

Republicans are trying to bully their way out of accountability for January 6 https://flip.it/YL6fU_

MTG Really Doesn’t Want Investigators To See Her Jan. 6 Phone Records https://flipboard.com/@daner48827/republican-stupidity-30b0jkv2z?from=share&utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=share

House GOP Leader McCarthy threatens companies that cooperate with January 6 probe https://flip.it/A9vVfC

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