How To Get Endorsed

If you desire Trump’s endorsement no need to send cash
Just say he should be carved in stone and he’ll say in a flash
That only you alone for governor are qualified
Despite your total lack of qualifications applied
Like degrees and experience to managing a state
Just say he should be on Mt. Rushmore and he’ll say you’re great.

Also to gain his endorsement parrot his big lie

Attack the media and say vaccines you do not buy

And be a woman who is relatively slim and young

And blonde enough to seem so in the shade if not bright sun

And if you are and do and say all of these things you will

Be endorsed within hours after you Mt. Rushmore shill.

And then if your state voters say that you can go to hell

And choose better known candidates they think unlike you swell

Just follow Trump’s lead and scream about fake fraud votes real loud

And demand recount audits by the cyber ninja crowd

Or someone else as totally unqualified as you

Because that is what Trump’s endorsees he expects to do.

30 September 2021

Trump endorses Kari Lake for Arizona governor https://flip.it/Gs7AnJ

Trump Endorses Big-Lie Pusher Hours After She Says He Should Be Carved Into Mt. Rushmore https://flip.it/6wGqEX

Trump endorsed a candidate for Arizona governor right after she called for him to be added to Mt. Rushmore https://flip.it/kvibgU