Timelines

Twice in March, once in December, once in January
Trump was scheduled to retake power by the tooth fairy
Or whoever it is who schedules him to reappear
So it’s MyPillow Guy’s turn now that August’s at last here.

The magic month has arrived but the date is again changing
A timeline punt to early September he’s now engaging

As the month Trump is reinstated for sure, never fear

And Biden either concedes or is thrown out on his ear.

Meanwhile conspiracy theories grow wackier each day

As month by month Trump’s reinstatement date has slipped away

Like upsurge in the Delta variant as proof bar none

That Democrats timed it in August because they’re such scum.

Satanic Pedophilia and/or cannibalism

Become old news once vaccine reasons for delay were given

Like mid-August ‘lock-downs’ staged to distract from voter fraud

And forced immunizations the armed forces won’t applaud.

Failed prophecies from QAnon are nothing very new

To those who believe the next one will be bound to come through

But oft-repeated failures are dissuading other fans

Who are thinking of taking matters into their own hands.

If things were dangerous before they soon may become worse

When Trump cultists have had enough of timelines in reverse

So if MyPillow Guy’s next reinstatement month’s a flop

It will be they who pick the month for violent shoes to drop.

3 August 2021

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