Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Barrel Scrapings

The GOP’s barrel of popularity’s been scraped
And from its bottom bubbles up those who theTrump cult’s draped
Like Don Jr., more popular apparently by inches
Than Florida’s DeSantis of past anti-masking pitches
And Mike McCarthy’s bubbled up and so has Gaetz and Greene
The pedophile and dunce bubbled up above the mean.

Republicans choose who is popular from a thin brew
Of those who they are able to attach ‘popular’ to
Because of their house cleaning and their senate sanitation
They have only one type in Congress left for adulation
And those are vile and/or corrupt and/or downright dumb
The lowest in the barrel from which ‘popular’ has sprung.

But at the rate of rising given dunce and pedophile
It won’t be long before Louie Gohmert’s top of the pile
Of those voted most popular as GOP-decreed
Who normally would be those the least likely to succeed
But normal went away when house and senate got cleaned out
So Louie Gohmert’s popularity may come about.

Trump children and Trump wannabes and tiny Trump Toads too
All vie for popularity which should be telling you
That every future pathway plodded by the GOP
Will be vested in Trumpophile popularity
And based on how well the big lie told by Trump is defended
By those stuck deep inside a barrel stupidly upended.

27 July 2021

Trump Jr. inches by DeSantis as most popular GOP figure in new poll https://flip.it/eputT5

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