Unmasked Stupidity

MyPillow Guy thought that he could make lots and lots of money
By making face masks so expensive their cost wasn’t funny
So he re-tooled his factory to sew masks day and night
And piled them up on his warehouse shelves both left and right
But nobody wanted to pay him four dollars a pop
For crappy cloth masks so production has come to full stop.

He’s now stuck with cheap cloth face masks right out his old wazoo

And Trump’s no longer telling Jared to send money through

To buy all of his overpriced masks and thus honor him

For being a great patriot instead of kook has-been

He should have stuck with chopped foam pillows also overpriced

But at least bought by fools who hoped they’d make sleeping more nice.

MyPillow Guy primarily is searching high and low

For proof that’s indisputable Dems stole the vote count show

Or maybe it was satellites from Italy that caused

Trump’s lifelong rule as dictator to be reset on pause

So that is how he’s known and not as the dumb business fool

Who changed crap pillows to crap masks through factory re-tool.

Whatever it is that MyPillow Guy hopes to achieve

It’s obvious he has no rabbit hidden up his sleeve

But only gross incompetence and mass face mask regret

Because he was as stupid as a businessmen can get

For trading his cheap chopped foam pillow plant emporium 

For masks and big lie ideology that’s also dumb.

Trump awaits on his golden throne for promised evidence

That’s being sought by one who’s proven his incompetence

Is right up there with New Coke and that ugly Edsel car

And similar business fiascos that profits so mar

First chopped foam pillows, then face masks, then ideology

What MyPillow Guy fails at next we won’t wait long to see.

19 April 2021

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