Cheat Wins

Of Course I’ve spent a “quarter” of MY “term” on MY GOLF!!! LINKS!!! 
It’s been MY MAIN ESCAPE from this DUMB “job” that REALLY STINKS!!!
I “thought” once I got ELECTED!!! thanks to MY FIRST LANDSLIDE
I could RELAX and let MY CON made to ME MONEY!!! SLIDE!!!
Why would I “care” if the “job” held “responsibilities”???
I figured I could just PLAY GOLF!!! as OFTEN as I pleased!!!

But MY GOLF!!! has been LIMITED!!! to ONLY “quarter time”

Because this “job” has made the FIGHTING!!! to which I incline

Become an almost FULL TIME JOB!!! with LITTLE TIME TO PLAY!!!

I’ve had to keep on PROVING I’M A WINNER!!! EVERY DAY!!!

And that has taken LOTS OF TIME AWAY from MY GOLF!!! GAME

To FAN THE FLAMES OF RAGE!!! that shelter ME from “LOSER!!!” PAIN!!!

Once RE-ELECTION’s!!! “RATified” at the point of CULT GUNS

I’ll head back to MY GOLF!!! COURSES!!! for “four” WHOLE “quarter” “sums”

And make up ALL the time I’VE LOST claiming I WON!!!, OK???

In “fact” during MY “SECOND” TERM I’ll PLAY GOLF!!! EVERY DAY!!!

Because the HARDEST “work” I’ve DONE as “President” WILL be

FOREVER AFTER FINALLY AT LAST FAR FAR BEHIND ME!!!

I “love” it on MY GOLF!!! COURSES where I can GET AWAY

From ALL so-called “responsibilities” and “focus” on MY PLAY!!!

While “knowing” EACH TIME I PLAY!!! I’ll WIN!!! because I’m “enabled”

By those who I “invite” to join the GOLF!!! MOB!!! I keep stabled!!!

Of Course I’ll “cheat” in EVERY GAME a “little” or A LOT

Because that’s how I ALWAYS WIN!!! DESPITE EACH LOUSY shot!!!

WINNING!!! to ME is EVERYTHING!!! and GOLF!!! makes “cheating” EASY

Because ALL I “invite” to PLAY!!! have PROVEN they are SLEAZY

By during EVERY GAME with ME looking the OTHER way

When I score ONE!!! SHOT!!! for EACH “five” or “six” I swing away!!!

To get out of ROUGH PATCHES like this one I’m “playing through”

MY SLEAZY MOB “enablers” make MY CHEAT WINS!!! accrue!!!

2 January 2021

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