Memo To Staff

Whoever sent that “memo” out about the “microwave”

WILL by ME when I find them be sent to an EARLY GRAVE!!!

NO White House “staff” should pack stuff up or steal office supplies!!!

I AM NOT LEAVING!!! to DEFY!!! FAKE!!! VOTE!!! “counts” I DESPISE!!!

And if I AM NOT LEAVING!!! then MY “staff’s” NOT LEAVING TOO

Until I SCREAM “YOU’RE FIRED!!!” at them, which I’m bound to do!!!

Unpack MY BIG RED RUBBER “VETO!!!” STAMPY THING that I 

Use to stamp “YOU’RE VETOED!!!” on ALL “relief bills” passing by!!!

Unpack ALL these boxes stacked up on MY TINY DESK

To make it EMPTY as before MY BULK by it was BLESSED!!!

And where’s that BIG RED BUTTON that’s long been hidden away???

I haven’t seen it since MY FIRST “inauguration day”!!!

When I get back from Mar-A-Lago this place better be

JUST LIKE IT WAS before I left to WORK TIRELESSLY!!!

Without MY “clutter” around ME things to ME WON’T “feel right”!!!

I’LL MISS MY Big Mac Wrappers piling DEEPER day and night!!!

RESTORE things as they were BEFORE “packing” got underway!!!

I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE except GOLFING!!!, OK???

26 December 2020

White House retracts memo instructing staff on departure preparations https://flip.it/qjtmV2