Convoluted

There is ONE LAST WAY I CAN WIN!!! and ‘though it’s “convoluted”

IT’S WORTH A TRY because the FAKE!!! VOTE!!! “count” is SO DISPUTED!!!

At least it is by ME and I’m the ONLY ONE WHO “counts”!!!

(Well, OK, I CAN’T “count” too good except in SMALL amounts

Because MY hands are TINY and DON’T “work” together well

But “staff” who “count” agree the “convoluted” way is SWELL!!!)

So here’s how it WILL “work”: “Congress” MUST “accept” “state electors’”

Who make so-called “decisions” to give VOTES!!! to TRUMP REJECTORS!!!

But if ANY in “House” or “Senate” OBJECT or COMPLAIN

They open up MY FINAL WAY to RE-ELECTION!!! GAIN!!!

BACK ON IT’S TRACK THE TRUMP TRAIN GOES if JUST ONE TOAD says “NO”!!!

And I’ve PACKED SO MANY TOADS in “Congress” ONE’S BOUND TO SHOW!!!

And so if EVEN ONE TOAD says he/she does NOT AGREE

With what “electors” did by NOT GIVING “state” VOTES!!! TO ME

“Congress” MUST “debate” for TWO WHOLE HOURS EACH COMPLAINT!!!

And if LOTS OF TOADIES OBJECT!!! their “debate” WILL RUN LATE!!!

And if they CAN’T AGREE who the WINNER!!! and LOSER!!! are

Their “debate” could go on for MONTHS!!! or EVEN TWICE AS FAR!!!

And that would make things AFTER that become SO “convoluted” 

I haven’t got a CLUE how they’d “work” but they’re NOT DISPUTED

By MY CRACK ELITE “Legal” TEAM of “Lawyers” GOOD AND TRUE

Who DEFEND!!! ME if NIT TOO BUSY mopping up BLACK GOO!!!

And somehow EVERY “convoluted” twist turns out JUST RIGHT

And MAINTAINS ME as “President” through ONE WEIRD-ASS LAST FIGHT!!!

16 December 2020

Posted No, Biden hasn't won yet — one more nightmare scenario https://flip.it/rDt_-e