Plan C

PARDON!!! ME!!! “Plan B” by now most of you “know” already:

I RESIGN!!! and Dense Pence agrees to PARDON!!! ME!!! A-Plenty!!!

But even before that LAST DAY I “quit” and GET AWAY

I have “Plan C” in the “wings” waiting to MAKE WAR!!!, OK???,

Because the ULTIMATE DISTRACTION from MY “sorry plight”

Is MARTIAL!!! LAW!!! DECLARED BY ME to keep MY ASS STUCK TIGHT!!!

MY BIG BUTT REFUSES TO LEAVE MY White House except when

I’m schlepped at TAX-PAYER!!! EXPENSE!!! to PLAY GOLF!!! once again!!!

So why should I “think” about packing MY GOLD TOILET SEAT

If WAR!!! provides MY way to STAY ENTHRONED and NOT RETREAT!!!

And what would be the “Big Deal” about WAR!!! with DUMB “Iran”???

ONE LITTLE “Nuke” would make it OVER before it began!!!

But even though ONE “Nuke” would make MY “Iran” WAR!!! END FAST

MARTIAL!!! LAW!!! WILL let ME RETAIN POWER once it’s past

HUNKERED IN MY BUNKER which ALL KNOW I CANNOT LEAVE

Because WHO KNOWS what WEAPONS!!! “Iran” still hides up its sleeve???

RepubliSCAMS would BACK ME during “prolonged” BUNKER STAY

For YEARS!!! until ALL of MY WARS!!! I’ve WON!!! in EVERY WAY!!!

10 December 2020

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