Pardoning Parade

 I’m “considering” PARDONING!!! MY FINE WHITE “children” “three”

And also, while I’m at it, PARDONING!!! Ghouliani!!!

And also that “Tiger King” guy!!! WHY HIM???, I have NO CLUE!!!

It’s just something a “corrupt” “President” is bound to do!!!

I do it to “forgive” MY “kids” and “friends” for “stuff” they’ve done

But mainly to INCREASE THE WEALTH!!! of “God’s” OWN CHOSEN ONE!!!

It really isn’t “bribery” to SELL PARDONS!!! “wholesale”!!!

They keep MY LOYAL!!! “friends’” ASSES away from time in jail!!!

Especially MY RICHEST!!! “friends” NO MATTER WHAT they’ve done!!!

Their “donations” would DRY UP!!! unless through PARDONS!!! they’re sprung!!!

It’s UP TO ME!!! to GUARANTEE their “donations” roll in

By PARDONING!!! the SH*T THEY’VE DONE and WILL SOON DO AGIN’!!!

I have “compiled” a LONG LIST and I’m checking it “twice”

To see which of MY RICH!!! “friends” has the MOST to “sacrifice”

If I DON’T PARDON!!! THEM and they get carted off to jail

Where it would be a TRAGEDY!!! should their “donations” FAIL!!!

I NEED their “greenback” DOLLARS!!!” so A-PARDONING!!! I GO!!!

“Forgiveness” is a “virtue” when it nets for ME MORE DOUGH!!!

1 December 2020

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardons For 3 Of His Children And Rudy Giuliani https://flip.it/t03pVd

Joe Exotic Reportedly Among Those Trump Is Considering Giving A Pardon https://flip.it/LSXrx4

Justice Department investigating potential presidential pardon bribery scheme, court records reveal https://flip.it/trmfH9