Why shouldn’t MY FINE White House “staff” get the “bug vaccine” FIRST???
WITHOUT THEM I’d have to DO THINGS MYSELF and that’s the WORST!!!
I NEVER “know” what “clothes” to wear when I get up at noon
Or how to hold MY “spoon” at “breakfast” in MY “dining room”
Or how to turn on MY TVs 10-deep along MY WALL
To watch HOW WELL I’M DOING on “networks” that DON’T APPAL!!!
If MY “staff” is NOT kept “bug free” they’ll ALL get “sick” and DIE!!!
And then who would SERVE ME Big Macs!!!, “French” Fries!!!, and APPLE PIE???
If they’re NOT at MY “beck and call” because they’re DEAD!!! instead
MY “depends” would DEPEND ON ME!!! when I go to the head!!!
WITHOUT a “bug-free staff” around to BLAME!!! for EVERYTHING
Some of that BLAME!!! could FALL ON ME!!! and that’s SO NOT MY THING!!!
I caught a LOT OF FLACK when I said MY “staff” draws FIRST LOTS
So I FOOLISHLY said OK, they can “wait” for their “shots”!!!
But that’s before I realized WITHOUT THEM I’D BE SCREWED!!!
In bed ALL DAY WITHOUT TV!!!, HUNGRY!!! and in the NUDE!!!
MY “clothes”, MY “food”, MY TV!!! SHOWS RELY on “staff assistance”
They HAVE TO get “vaccine shots” FIRST to ENSURE “bug” resistance!!!
Therefore today I HEREBY DECREE when “vaccines” arrive
They MUST go straight to MY White House to keep MY “staff” ALIVE!!!
And I’ll get “shot” BEFORE them because it is ONLY “fair”
To GUARANTEE I STAY ALIVE while they’re SERVING ME there!!!
MY “staff” gets “shot” AFTER ME because they have “work” to do
To SERVE ME NON-STOP requires them ALL to “jump the queue”!!!
14 December 2020
Trump wants to nix plan for White House staffers to get vaccine first https://flip.it/w7m9EQ
Trump slows plan for White House staffers to get Covid vaccine early https://flip.it/W-mrAY
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