Final Friends

Things have gotten VERY LONELY in MY White House Bunker!!!

I still get Big Macs every day as here below I hunker

But FEWER of those left around around ME day by day

Seem to be willing to accept MY LANDSLIDE!!! WIN!!!, OK???

When I begin to SCREAM AGAIN about FAKE!!! VOTES!!! EACH dawn

They turn away or run and hide or otherwise get GONE!!!

The LAST “six” who SUPPORT ME!!! sit around dripping BLACK GOO!!!

Or say “declaring martial law!!!” is how to GET MY DUE!!!

Or describe WILD CONSPIRACIES!!! that even I find “weird”!!!

Or say EVER MORE FAKE!!! VOTE!!! “numbers” to them have appeared!!!

Or look MORE SCRUFFIER THAN EVER as they PLOT AGAIN!!!

Or try to sell ME stuff “retail”, and EACH claims they’re MY “friend”.

I “thought” Dense Pence would ALSO remain LOYAL!!! UNTO ME

And KISS MY ASS FOREVER from here to ETERNITY!!!

But rumor has it he is TURNING AGAINST ME!!! and so

I’ve TURNED AGAINST HIM TOTALLY!!! along with ALL I “know”

Except these “six” LAST!!! LOYAL!!! “friends” bunkered down here with ME

EVERYONE ELSE IS A TRAITOR!!! (these “six” too???...we’ll see!!!)

22 December 2020

The Trump White House has entered its final stage: complete meltdown https://flip.it/VDk2ya

'Trump is turning on Pence' as his anger and paranoia intensify over election loss: Axios co-founder https://flip.it/sW6ngw 

Trump turns on everyone https://flip.it/BNRqxg

'We cannot stress how unnerved' Trump officials are by his recent behavior: Axios reporter https://flip.it/R.fHSF

Who's who in Donald Trump's desperate last stand https://flip.it/RHn1-x