Cable Diet

MOST of the LAME-STREAM MEDIA!!! WON’T give ME a “fair shake”!!!

FOX!!! used to be MY FAVORITE SHOW but it I now FORSAKE

Because it started “Questioning” FACTS!!! I would daily spew

To PROVE beyond ALL “Question” EVERYONE tries to ME SCREW!!!

Its “cable diet” I CONSUMED ALL hours day and night

But mostly now it ANGERS!!! ME with “reports” that AREN’T RIGHT!!!

A steady “cable diet” I MUST STILL CONSUME, OK???,

To tell ME HOW I’M DOING “24” hours a day

But unlike before FOX!!! “reports” NO LONGER  portray ME

As RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!! for ALL ETERNITY!!!

SCREW FOX!!! If it WON’T WORSHIP!!! ME NON-STOP I’ll MOVE ALONG

To NEWSMAX!!! and to OAN!!! who DON’T DARE DO ME WRONG!!!

They “benefit” and SO DO I when they FAWN OVER ME

To “court MY favor”  by “broadcasting” so ADORINGLY!!!

They tout MY GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!! so I tout them in turn

And by so doing DESTROY!!! FOX!!!, the “network” I NOW SPURN!!!

MY FINE WHITE CULT WILL “get the message” and SWITCH CHANNELS FAST

To MAINTAIN STEADY “cable diets” of TRUMP-LOVE REPAST!!!

I’ve NEVER “worked” SO HARD before to HOLD MY GRIP ON POWER!!!

And it does NOT “help” when at FOX!!! “shows” I MUST SCREAM and GLOWER!!!

I turn to CABLE!!! NEWS!!! CONSTANTLY to SEE HOW I’M DOING

And FOX!!! instead of “GREAT!!!” now says some things I may be “rueing”!!!

Who NEEDS to listen to FOX!!! CRAP!!! when TWO NEW “networks” LOVE

To HONOR!!! ME, THE CHOSEN ONE!!! sent down from GOD ABOVE!!!

11 December 2020

Trump expands his cable diet to Newsmax and OAN. They benefit and so does he. https://flip.it/2v9jKk