Bunny Hop

Why should I “vacate” MY FINE BUNKER!!! just because some say

That I have “lost” MY GREAT ELECTION!!! NUMBER TWO, OK???

MY BUNKER!!! is SO WARM and DRY and SAFE why should I go

To MAR-A-LAGO!!! where MY so-called “neighbors” “think” I BLOW!!!

They CANNOT make ME “vacate” because I REFUSE TO LEAVE!!!

At least until a BUNNY RABBIT I pull from MY SLEEVE!!!

And by a BUNNY RABBIT I mean SOME “plan” I pull out

To GUARANTEE I NEVER have to leave MY DEEP REDOUBT!!!

Because MY CRACK ELITE “lawyers” WILL then use it to WIN!!!

DESPITE LOSING “60-to-1” ALL LAWSUITS!!! I BEGIN!!!

With ENOUGH “time” a BUNNY WILL HOP OUT, I have NO DOUBT, 

To SAVE MY ASS!!! as long as in MY BUNKER I HANG OUT!!!

So it is NOT just ONE MORE F***ING “tantrum” being thrown!!!

It is MY LATEST WAY TO STAY by throwing out a bone

To FINE TV “networks” UNLIKE FOX!!! who are on MY SIDE

And therefore take WHAT I SAY as “truth” by which they abide!!!

And DO NOT “expect” ME to “depart” by “Jan 20’s” “date”!!!

MY BUNNY HOP WILL SOON MY “vacating” OBLIVIATE!!!

17 December 2020

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