The Best I Can Find

Who Cares about “credentials”???, “legal credibility”,

Or “character”???, such things DON’T MATTER when DEFENDING!!! ME!!!

The ONLY THINGS that “count” are LOYALTY!!! TO ME!!!, OK???,

And “willingness” to “work” on ONLY MY “promise” to “pay”!!!

DEFENDING!!! ME AGAINST FAKE!!! VOTES!!! should be MORE than ENOUGH

To “attract” the BEST “lawyers” I CAN FIND to do “law” stuff!!!

It takes a STABLE GENIUS to “winnow through the chaff”

And find the BEST THAT CAN BE FOUND by sifting “law” riff-raff!!!

With “lawyers” QUITTING!!! left and right it gets HARDER to find

THE BEST among those FEW remaining who say they DON’T MIND

To be FOREVER AFTER seen as “pariahs”, OK???,

Because they chased the ambulance that’s DRAGGING ME AWAY!!!

To “lead” THE BEST THAT I CAN FIND as soon as they turn up

Ghouliani WILL commence upon their blood to SUCK

To COMPEL them to OBEY ME WITHOUT making “retort”

When EVERY “hapless” LAWSUIT!!! “filed” gets THROWN OUT OF COURT!!!

And to continue LAWSUITING!!! FOREVER to PROLONG

MY REIGN!!! as “President” by doing things “legally” WRONG!!!

With RUDI SUCKING at the necks of THE BEST I CAN FIND

It WILL take YEARS before I CHOOSE to leave MY REIGN!!! behind!!!

To emerge out of MY BUNKER behind MY White House WALL

(I FINALLY GOT ONE BUILT!!! UNSCALABLE!!! MANY “feet” TALL!!!)

And start the NEXT “CON” this GREAT “Former President” COMMENCES

By telling the BEST I COULD FIND “SCREW YOU!!!, SUE!!! for “expenses””!!!

17 November 2020

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