They told ME I would look MORE MANLY!!! than ALL OF THE REST
If I gave MY “Thanksgiving presser” at a TINY DESK!!!
They said “perspective” was involved and “relativity”
Would make ME appear HUGE!!! if MY DESK was SMALLER than ME!!!
But now MY BLOATED BOD has joined MY HANDS in being MOCKED
Because at such a TEENY TINY DESK MY ASS I docked!!!
I told them I was SICK OF STANDING when the “press” I’d gore
And “thought” I’d be MORE “comfortable” if SEATED near the floor!!!
They said “No Problem!!!”, “Right Away!!!”, and “We WILL get ‘er done!!!”
And went in search of something LOWER than a “Podium”
The TEENY TINY DESK and CHAIR they found the role to fill
With “Presidential Seal” attached they said would fit the bill!!!
But rather than “perspective” making ME LOOM TWICE AS LARGE
Than standing at a “Podium” “press” “questions” to DISPARAGE
MY TEENY TINY DESK and CHAIR at which I docked MY ASS
Made ME appear like a FAT KID in KINDERGARTEN CLASS!!!
“Relativity” of TINY DESK to BLOATED BOD
Created a “comparison” for “sarcasm” to prod!!!
I’m being MOCKED on FAKE!! “Playskool” boxes that “portray” ME
As KINDERGARTEN CLASS CLOWN!!! thanks to “relativity”!!!
Intended DESK “perspective” to “portray” a MIGHTY MAN
Instead “portrayed” ME as the ANGRY CHILD THAT I AM!!!
I’ll DESTROY ALL the “they’s” who “thought” TEENY TINY “perspective”
Would “portray” ME as MANLY!!! when I’m spewing “press” INVECTIVE!!!
To COUNTER this “perspective” CRAP!!! a GIANT “Podium”
I’ll have constructed RIGHT AWAY to place THE CHOSEN ONE
ON HIGH ABOVE FAKE!!! NEWS!!! “reporters” who are HOUNDING ME
To “concede” I have been DEFEATED!!! by MY ENEMY!!!
“Perspective” may make ME look TINY when ON HIGH UP THERE
But I’ll be FAR REMOVED from “Li’l Tykes” boxes KIDS share!!!
28 November 2020
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