Messy Vote Mess

Things played out as I’d “hoped” they would, EXACTLY “to a T”

NO “Blue Wave” for MY FOE!!! (but alas! NO LANDSLIDE FOR ME!!!)

Of Course I announced that I’d WON!!! and ALL Dem “votes” were SHAM

But what did you expect from ME???, ALL KNOW that’s who I am!!!

It’s now up to MY “lawyers” to turn last night’s MESS around

By MESSING UP EVERY Dem “vote” WHERESOEVER it’s found

And throwing “Mail-in votes” sent in right back out on their ASS

If “mailed-in” by a DEMONcrat (MY CULT’s ALL get a PASS!!!)

The “other side” has “lawyers” too and ALL KNOW they’re a JOKE!!!

The ONLY “lawyers” who “count” are those bent under MY YOKE!!!

MY TOADY “lawyers” who’ll DEFEND ME to the MESSY END

By creating the MESSY VOTE MESS on which I DEPEND!!!

ONLY “one” MORE day or at the MOST “two” I’ll ALLOW

To let DISLOYAL!!! “states” to through leftover “votes” still plow

Before I say ALL “counting” is by DECREE DONE, OK???,

And EVERY “vote” remaining MUST HENCEFORTH BE THROWN AWAY!!!

To gain MY PROCLAIMED VICTORY!!! over DEMONcrat SCUM

I HEREBY claim MY RIGHT to “Prematurely” claim I WON!!!

And to use EVER MORE “lawyers” to wear their “lawyers” down

For FOUR MORE YEARS!!! while I with “mail-in voting” MESS AROUND!!!

4 November 2020

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