Looking Sharpie

Ghouliani SWEATS A LOT when he’s out in the SUN

Or under HOT LIGHTS, it’s something BLOOD-SUCKERS do, EACH ONE!!!

It NEVER used to “bother” ME when he’s mop at his brow

To SOP UP SWEAT as it RAN DOWN while FOR ME he STOOD TALL!!!

But that was before HIS HAIR MELTED!!! for FAKE!!! NEWS!!! to see

Because he used CHEAP HAIR DYE!!! and NOT the GOOD STUFF!!! like ME!!!

His “Press Conference” the other day I touted near and far

FAKE!!! NEWS!!! (Of Course) “reported” ALL his “repeats” were “bizarre”

But MORE “bizzare” than ALL the FAKE!!! VOTE!!! CRAP that he repeated

Was BLACK CRAP!!! dripping down from where from his HAIR it RETREATED!!!

It looked like “pencil-thin sideburns” were drawn down on EACH SIDE

Of his bald-headed sweat-soaked dome, and they were SHARPIE WIDE!!!

They told ME he was called “Amerika’s Mayor”, OK???

But now I’m told THE MEDIA!!! sent that “title” his way!!!

And UNLIKE ME he did NOTHING to EARN RESPECT!!! from those

Who expect HAIR DYE NOT TO DRIP and “vanity” EXPOSE!!!

MY HAIR DYE is TOP QUALITY!!!, MY SKIN BRONZER IS TOO!!!

They NEVER WOULD EMBARRASS ME by dripping ORANGE GOO!!!

I guess after this HAIR DISASTER!!! someone NEW I’ll NEED

Who has a WELL-DYED HEAD OF HAIR I can bring up to speed

To REPEAT ENDLESSLY for ME EACH “Vote Count” ACCUSATION

WITHOUT breaking a DYE-STREAKED SWEAT while “addressing” MY “Nation”!!!

BLOOD-SUCKING “Lawyers” AREN’T SO GREAT when under “lights” they MELT!!!

I NEED someone who’ll DEFEND ME!!! WITHOUT a DRIPPING PELT!!!

20 November 2020

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