Fade To White

They say “Blondes have MORE FUN!!!”, OK???, but I have “lost the will”

To self-apply MY hair-color a FUN!!! “life” to fulfill!!!

Since Sleepy Joe got “80” MILLION!!! VOTES!!! and I GOT LESS

MY “will to dye” MY HAIR!!! is GONE and MY HEAD’s a WHITE MESS!!!

MY HAIR has lost the GOLDEN GLOW the World expects from ME

Since MY NON-RE-ELECTION!!! MESSED MY head “internally”.

I’ll continue to claim I WON!!! until I’m DRAGGED AWAY

And continue to get “lawyers” to LAWSUIT!!! for NO “pay”

But due to LACK of “evidence” they CANNOT bring to light

Their “arguments’, like MY GOLDEN HAIR!!!, have faded from sight

MY HAIR!!! looks like EXTRA THIN PASTA NOODLES now GOLD’s GONE!!!

And from MY ORANGE SKIN BRONZER I’ll ALSO soon move on!!!

The WHITE-HAIRED PASTY-SKINNED OLD MAN leaving COLOR behind

Once I quit coating MYSELF and MY “tone” starts to UNWIND

May be “disturbing” to CULT MEMBERS CONvinced I stayed “young”

Thanks to GREAT GENES!!! instead of what HAIR!!! and SKIN!!! dyes had wrung!!!

But since I LOST!!! MY “will to dye” MY “youth” FADES MORE EACH DAY

As I close in on “January 20th”, OK???

I’ll BLUSTER ON UNDYED!!! towards the “end” of MY FIRST REIGN

MY “will to dye” has died for NOW but WILL RETURN AGAIN!!!

You CAN’T keep an UNDYED MAN DOWN!!! once he again begins

To coat himself in GOLDEN DYE GLOW from TOUPEE to CHIN!!!

Who Cares if I must wait “four” years once I’m KICKED OUT THE DOOR???

By then NEW!!! IMPROVED!!! DYE!!! COLORS!!! WILL WIN!!! ME FOUR YEARS MORE!!!

26 November 2020

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