Dislocation

You simply CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP try as HARD as you may

So herein are the “facts” about MY “lawyers’” recent stay

At “Four Seasons Total Landscaping” where LAUGHTER INCREASED

Because I got the place WRONG in a Tweet that I released

And would NOT “admit” I was WRONG (I NEVER “take the blame”

For TOTAL SCREW-UPS like this one and MANY MUCH THE SAME!!!)

Instead of some “hotel” “downtown” where they SHOULD have assembled

I said there’d be a “press conference” at a place that resembled

A “B-Movie” location where some “garden hoses” hung

Between an “Adult Bookstore” and a “Crematorium”!!!

Since I DO NOT “admit” “mistakes” MY “lawyers” ALL WENT THERE

To at a make-shift “podium” ILLEGAL VOTES!!! DECLARE!!!

I “admit” ALL the “lawyers” that MY Tweet had “vectored” in

Clumped up in front of “garage doors” claiming Dem “Mail-ins” SIN!!!

Looked kind of “silly” milling around at a “whistle stop”

But I RESENT comparing EACH ONE to a “keystone cop”!!!

They are HIGHLY TRAINED “Hired Guns” prepared to DEFEND ME

At ANY “back-alley location” they’re Tweeted to be!!!

8 November 2020

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