Clown Car Elites

I “promised” THE BEST PEOPLE I COULD FIND!!! would DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

But there WEREN’T MANY to choose from when I began MY ROMP

I searched as low as I could go under MANY A ROCK

To find within the SLIME BENEATH the BEST who’d join MY flock

And with them formed MY “cabinet” of ASS-KISS “Sycophants”

Who at “meetings” professed TRUMP LOVE!!! so hard they wet their pants!!!

Now that MY ROMP is “winding down” DESPITE LAWSUITS!!! GALORE

As “local” so-called “electors” keep SHOWING ME THE DOOR

I’m turning over rocks again to find the BEST there are

Among remaining “lawyers” willing to ride the “Clown Car”

Of MY ELITE!!! “legal team” STRIKE FORCE!!! into “history”

By doing ANY “CRAZY” THING!!! it takes to DEFEND ME!!!

With SO FEW (OK, NO!!!) top “law-school” “lawyer” candidates

To choose from to DEFEND AND SERVE ME in LANDSLIDE!!! “debates”

I’ve ONCE AGAIN had to “select” THE BEST still left around

Living under SLIMY ROCKS MY “law case” to expound!!!

But given SO FEW I had to “choose” from a FEW slimed in

Who are SO FAR RIGHT WING-NUTTY they make “Q-ANON!!!” grin!!!

Apparently a few on MY ELITE “STRIKE FORCE” “law team”

Are SO FAR OUT THERE they are dwelling WELL BEYOND the “mean”

To be MEAN!!! is to ME a “virtue” when it comes to “law”

But the “mean” they dwell BEYOND is UNLIKE MY ANGER RAW!!!

So I’ve told Rudi G to “distance” MY CLOWN CAR ELITES

From NUT JOB “lawyers” before he NEXT drips “ooze” on back streets!!!

23 November 2020

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