Signature Bribes

MY FIRST MOVE was to send MILLIONS!!! of  SIGNED!!! “stimulus” checks

To demonstrate I’m “Generous” at “tax-payer expense”!!!

And NEXT I had a BILLION!!! SIGNED!!! “bug guidance” cards prepared

To distribute MY “advice” (as if for their “health” I cared!!!)

OK, those cost a FORTUNE for the “Post Office” to send

But how BETTER to demonstrate FOR FREE “TRUMP IS YOUR FRIEND”???

To keep MY NAME in front of ALL potential VOTES!!! FOR ME

MY hen-scratched SIGNATURE!!! I scrawl on EVERYTHING for FREE!!!

But TERRORIST!!! CONSPIRATORS!!! have started to complain!!!

Now from a TRILLION!!! “Food Boxes” they’re REMOVING MY NAME!!!

How can I TAKE CREDIT for “food” sent out to those who “lack”

If “boxes” AREN’T distributed with MY SIGNED!!! NAME intact???

MY LATEST way to publicize MY NAME for ALL to see

Is “stealing” from “Peter” to pay “Paul” (Once more FREE too ME!!!)

WHO THE HELL NEEDS “Medicare” when they’ll get a SIGNED!!! CARD

Proclaiming right before ELECTIONS!!! I am their DRUG PARD!!!

MY SIGNATURE!!! on DISCOUNT CARDS!!! at this late date WILL be

MY FINAL SIGNATURE!!! “Bribe” sent out to gain VOTES!!! FOR ME!!!

9 October 2020

'Shameless Stunt': Trump Reportedly Attempting to Raid Medicare Trust Fund to Pay for Drug Discount Cards With His Name on Them https://flip.it/GgAKIj