Debate Berate

At the VP “debate” last night Dense Pence played it TOO SAFE!!!

He should have RIPPED APART that BLACK UPSTART DUMB Kamal-face!!!

In “fact” he should have MOCKED her Kamal-face from hair to chin

To demonstrate she had NO PLACE up there on stage with him!!!

How can I WIN!!! if MY VP acted so WUSSY WEAK???

He should have INTERRUPTED her EACH TIME she tried to speak!!!

He NEVER should have let her get a word in, much less two!!!

That’s how I DESTROYED Sleepy Joe DESPITE having the FLU!!!

Thanks to MY “debate” MY FINE CULT knows who’s LARGE and IN CHARGE!!!

But last night Dense Pence did NOT on MY VICTORY!!! enlarge!!!

He recited MY “party line” but drew NO BLOOD for ME!!!

You CAN’T WIN!!! simply parroting the TRUMP REALITY!!!

At least there were NO FLIES ON HIM during MOST of the night!!!

The one that did show up was sent by DEMONcrats, All Right???

It was a Dem CONSPIRACY!!! that caused one to alight

Upon Mike’s sprayed-on plastic coif so Pure and Lilly-White!!!

At least the fly provided “comic relief” on the scene

During the MOST BORING “debate” ANYONE’s EVER seen!!!

I CAN’T WAIT for MY NEXT “debate”!!! because I’m MUCH MORE “sick”

So EVERY INTERRUPTION I spew will “bug” “droplets” flic!!!

8 October 2020

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