Trade War Rules

MY Trade War’s going VERY WELL despite what critics say
For ONLY I ALONE “know” how a Trade War “works”, OK???
STANDING FIRM against slant-eyes WILL make MY Country RICH
BILLIONS WILL come pouring in as “Tariffs” hit that bitch.

WINNING Trade Wars is EASY, as I have said before
I just need to STAND FIRM and INCREASE “Tariffs” by the score
If “China” DOES NOT kow-tow I’ll hike them ‘till they go viral
Who Cares if “the economy” encounters a “death spiral”???

So What if the “economy” takes an initial hit???
The BILLIONS I get chinks to PAY WILL fix the “market’s” fit
The MONEY that the slant-eyes pay WILL cover ALL expenses
There WILL be PLENTY to buy strong steel “cages” and build  “fences”!!!

I ALONE “know” how to squeeze Great Wealth from a Trade War
It DOES NOT MATTER if at first “farms” go down by the score
MY farmers LOVE ME, and besides I’ve pledged to buy EACH “crop”
On the plates of the so-called “hungry” soybeans WILL soon plop!!!

So have NO FEAR, Amerika, Trade Wars are Snaps to WIN!!!
So What if MY Country first takes a few hits on the chin???
I’ll WIN if I keep throwing “Tariff” punches at that land
And follow “rules” that ONLY I completely “understand”!!!

12 May 2019

Trump Renews Trade War as China Talks End Without a Deal
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/10/us/politics/trump-china-trade.html

Trump's confusion over trade policy reaches an unsettling new level
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-confusion-over-trade-policy-reaches-unsettling-new-level/amp

AP fact check: Trump’s fog of misinformation on trade
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/ap-fact-check-trumps-fog-of-misinformation-on-trade

Even Trump may ultimately retreat from the cost of the China trade war
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/may/11/trump-ultimately-retreat-cost-trade-war-china

Trump gambles with economy on China showdown as 2020 looms
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/09/us-china-trade-talks-2020-1315770

CEO Daily: Trump's 'Stop, Or I"ll Shoot Myself in the Foot' Trade Strategy with China
http://fortune.com/2019/05/11/ceo-daily-trumps-stop-or-ill-shoot-myself-in-the-foot-trade-strategy-with-china/