The “I” Word

“IMPEACHMENT!!!” is a dirty, ugly, filthy, nasty “word”
When used AGAINST ME it’s the WORST “word” I have EVER heard
It’s “disgusting”!!! and I hereby DEMAND that it be BANNED
Except when I use it to MOCK, and then I think it’s Grand.

A LOT of “words” “escape” MY mouth that I DO NOT “plan out”
Why “think them through”??? I NEVER do!!! They don’t to much amount
But when it come to “IMPEACHMENT”, THAT “word” I FULLY “plan”
To use AGAINST the DEMONcrats in ANY way I can!!!

Some DEMONcrats have used it lately in regards to ME!!!
They say it is the ONLY “hope” to “save democracy”
I DON’T “know” where they’ve lived two years but here it’s MUCH TOO LATE
The Great TRUMP TIDE has risen HIGH to “freedoms” inundate.

I’ll use that “word” to MOCK Clinton!!! “IMPEACHMENT” for “stuff” bland???
ALL MEN “know” it is OUR RIGHT to from “women” “stuff” DEMAND
What a WUSS!!! Unlike ME he did NOT “defend” the RIGHT
To take ALL of the “stuff” MEN WANT from “women” day or night!!!

I’ll NOT use that “word” to “remind” MY Base of “Watergate”
ANOTHER WITCH HUNT!!! but, unlike MINE, NOWHERE NEAR as Great
A Republican was involved and things did NOT work well
If he’d used “words” like ME Congress would have heard “GO TO HELL!!!”

The “I” “word” as a “Friend” or FOE depends on how you use it
A Stable Genius like ME “knows” just how to abuse it
And I DEMAND it as MY RIGHT to be the ONLY one
To wield it AGAINST those who would AGAINST ME see it flung.

30 May 2019

Trump on impeachment: 'It's a dirty, filthy, disgusting word'
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/30/trump-impeachment-dirty-word-1347500