Stable Madness

I DEFINITELY am NOT MAD, as MY Toadies attest!!!
Extremely Stable folks like ME ooze Stable GENIUS
We NEVER get “excited” when things DO NOT GO our way
We breathe deeply and count to 10 and re-engage FAIR PLAY
We NEVER “throw” a “temper tantrum”, that would be NO fun!!!
And when we bring ALL “sides” together we “feel” we have WON.

Suckabee, Sweet KellySpam, and Crudlow at MY side
Attesting to MY even-temper makes ME grin miles wide
It’s OBVIOUS Pelousy LIED about meeting with ME
I sadly must conclude she did it out of “jealousy”
She ENVIES MY STABILITY, it makes HER “kind” SO SAD
To be reminded MEN are STABLE and “women” are MAD!!!

I WILL try to arrange another meeting with the Dems
Despite them saying I am “mad” I “think” of them as “friends”
I “understand” how MAD THEY ARE and “feel” it is MY “duty”
To help them overcome those times their MADNESS makes them moody
Suckabee and KellySpam and Crudlow ALL agree
ONLY a Stable Genius can help them MADNESS flee.

23 May 2019

Trump Instructs Conway, Huckabee Sanders, and Kudlow to Explain That He’s Definitely Not Mad
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-instructs-conway-huckabee-sanders-and-kudlow-to-explain-that-hes-definitely-not-mad?via=rss

'Extremely stable genius': Trump defends his mental fitness as he tears into Pelosi
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/23/trump-stable-genius-1342655