No Tariff Fool

It’s EASY to WIN trade wars, just not RAPIDLY, I guess
The pace of MY WAR’s gone TO SLOW!!! NO LONGER I it bless
On Friday I WILL crank MY tariffs up into HIGH GEAR
To bring the “Chinese” to their knees in ABJECT Trade War FEAR
They WILL bow down to MY DEMANDS to buy our stuff DIRT CHEAP
If they DO NOT I’ll Tariff MORE ‘till they admit DEFEAT!!!

To WIN Trade Wars that make BILLIONS you have to STAND YOUR GROUND
Despite a few last “voting” “farmers” still hanging around
If they NO LONGER “support” you because they’ve lost their farm
It’s WORTH IT to make 50 BILLION slant-eyes come to harm
I know that I WILL WIN MY Trade Wars as long as there’s FEAR
So I’ll keep hiking MY Tariffs up to the Stratosphere.

The “Chinese” WILL be CRUSHED if I keep hiking Tariffs HIGHER
ANYONE who says Tariffs DON’T work that way’s a LIAR!!!
ONLY I ALONE COMPLETELY TARIFFS “understand”
So-called “Economists” are NUTS, MY “understanding’s” GRAND!!!
I went to “Wharton”, after all, a well-known “Business School”
Dad got ME in but I got out, so I’m NO Tariff fool!!!

5 May 2019

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2019/05/05/trump-says-he-will-increase-tariffs-on-chinese-goods-on-friday-as-he-complains-about-pace-of-trade-talks/












https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2019/05/05/trump-says-he-will-increase-tariffs-on-chinese-goods-on-friday-as-he-complains-about-pace-of-trade-talks/